A Pharaoh to Remember

Wednesday 6 November 2013

I don’t always use lorem ipsum, but when I do it’s futurama quotes. With thanks to fillerama, my testing content is both piratical and amusing!

Your best is an idiot! I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! Bender, I didn’t know you liked cooking. That’s so cute. I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo.

The Cryonic Woman

I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. You’re going to do his laundry? Hey, whatcha watching? You know, I was God once. One hundred dollars. Hey, guess what you’re accessories to.

  • Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!
  • I didn’t ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy!
  • Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.

The Luck of the Fryrish

Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who’s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. No, just a regular mistake. It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. When will that be? You are the last hope of the universe.

That Darn Katz!

Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. They’re like sex, except I’m having them!

  1. Belligerent and numerous.
  2. I could if you hadn’t turned on the light and shut off my stereo.
  3. Shut up and get to the point!
Brannigan, Begin Again

And from now on you’re all named Bender Jr. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct? They’re like sex, except I’m having them! Why would I want to know that?

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